Adventures in Los Angeles 2.2 – Only in LA

December 7, 2007

Tonight I ate Ginger-Sake chicken garnished with cilantro and jasmine rice, drank a lot, smoked a cigarette (oops) and was invited to take part in an evening of cocaine and Russian stewardess-fucking with an English gentleman who referred to Clarence Clemens as, "my best friend in the whole world… he’s such a good black guy."

LA is fucking weird.

PS: Erin, I didn’t do coke or fuck the Russian whore.  I hung out at the bar and talked to the Russian pilot about Russian politics.

Man that English dude was fucking nuts.

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