I Was Told There’d Be Wit…

December 31, 2008

Dear Sloane Crosley:

I would rather eat my own shit than let you speak for my generation.  Not everything is ironic.  Sometimes, it's okay for something to have meaning.  Even if you have to make it up.

You're so hip I can't stand it.

And yes, I'm bashing you amid your success.  Not because you're successful.  But because I think you're lazy.

Now I'm going to go watch Star Trek and be lazy myself.

Because I'm no better than you.



One Response to “I Was Told There’d Be Wit…”

  1. j. Says:

    haha! i hated her book

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