I gotta book comin’ out:

April 21, 2009

Today.  My car.

Man on radio (regarding the Somali pirate teenager we're trying to… well… trying to try):

"The boy's mother claims him to be sixteen – the American government says he's at least eighteen… so the question becomes, how do you tell the age of this pirate?"

Me:

"You cut his peg-leg in half and count the rings…"

And then I laughed to myself for about ten minutes.

Someone come over here and kill me.

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